10 Reasons Not To Get A Doodle

1. No Space for Art: “I can’t get a doodle because my walls are already covered with masterpieces, and a doodle would just be the highlight!”



2. Too Much Happiness: “Getting a doodle is a no-go for me; I’m afraid its endless joy and energy might make me too happy!”



3. Overwhelming Cuteness: “I can’t handle a doodle; their cuteness is so overwhelming, it might just outshine everyone in the house!”

4. Uncontrollable Laughter: “A doodle in my life? No way! Its goofy antics would keep me laughing all day, and I might never get anything done!”



5.  Excessive Companionship: “Having a doodle is too risky; it might love me so much that I’ll never feel lonely again!”



6. Too Many Compliments: “I can’t get a doodle; I’d be stopped on every walk by people admiring it, and who has time for endless compliments?”



7. Fitness Fears: “A doodle is a definite no for me. It would take me on so many walks, I might accidentally get fit!”



8. Incredible Intelligence: “I’m avoiding doodles; they’re so smart, I’d have to up my game to keep up!”



9. Endless Adventure: “No doodles for me; with their love for adventure, my life might become too exciting!”



10. Unmatched Loyalty: “I can’t risk getting a doodle; its loyalty and devotion would set an impossibly high standard for everyone else!”